A pal of mine recently tweeted a link to RuPaul’s Plenty of Fish Profile, and I just have have HAVE to share it with you. Pics aside, let’s look at an excerpt, i.e. the entire “About Me” setting, at the time of this writing:
About Me
I was 8 when my sister suggested I also use a capital letter “P” when signing my name and I have ever since. When I meet a new person they usually notice my height, my smile and my laugh. Anyone who wears false eyelashes between 9am and 5pm is a motherf%king genius in my book and if you wear a wig, hairpiece or merkin, I bow down to you. I believe white pumps are the sign of a true hooker.
My favorite quote:
WHEN YOU HEAR THIS IN THE CLUB
YOU’RE GONNA TURN THIS SH*T UP
YOU’RE GONNA TURN THIS SH*T UP
YOU’RE GONNA TURN THIS SH*T UP
–WILLIAM SHAKESPEAREYou can call me he, you can call me she, you can call me Regis & Kathy Lee. Just call me.
Source: POF, via LipSyncForYourLife
