New Year’s resolutions about Valentine’s Day

Business has been ON FIRE lately. I’m so stoked to be working this much and helping this many people! I have a sneaking suspicion the spike is largely due to new year’s resolutions. Just around the corner is Valentine’s Day, too, so that’ll be New Client Spike 2 if my online dating spidey senses are correct. (I’m already bracing myself for …

Bang first, and other Valentine advice

As I mentioned the other day, Valentine’s Day and its accompanying frenzy is right around the corner. Whee! Thankfully, Valentine’s Day Panic (VDP) is one of those things you can opt out of, like my mailing list or freshly ground pepper or airplane headphones. One of my favorite advice columnists, Dan Savage, regularly tells couples that they should “f*ck first” (his …

The Stranger

Welcome, Stranger readers! If y’all found me because of an ad in your favorite online alternative weekly, lucky you! That means you get 15% off any services booked before the end of February, 2013. Just make sure to mention that’s how you found me! If you’re super speedy and super nice, I’ll even find a way to squeeze you in …

Valentine’s Day is coming…

Sing it to the tune of The Farmer In The Dell. Yeah, Omar Comin’ style. I hate this holiday. OK, that’s not fair. I don’t hate Valentine’s Day. But I dislike the mad commercial pressure to suddenly gift up in February when it’s freezing where I live, and I’ve barely recovered from the winter holiday giftstravaganza. I don’t just hate …